A bunch of pictures of my dick. 

Spending a billion dollars on a website that has never made a profit is some pretty piss poor corporate management. However if that’s how they want to run Yahoo I don’t give a fuck, I’m not a shareholder and I don’t care about this website. Honestly though the decision on the part of Yahoo is about as financially sound as going in on Zynga’s IPO. 

Back home from a successful (stressful) trip to London. Very glad to be home, if only for a week.

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With so many things about my life.

I am so unbelievably fortunate.

What was probably my absolute best strength training cycle ever. Then took a week break. I added between 40 and 80 pounds on all my lifts. Granted I am still so completely new (as far as I’m concerned) to lifting that I am able to do that. However I know I absolutely pushed myself as hard as I could to make those gains and am really proud of that progress. I shrank in size fairly significantly during that cycle, which happens I guess. 

No I’m starting a bulking cycle. It sucks, it’s kind of terrible honestly haha. This will not be fun, but I have full intentions of committing to it as fully and completely as I did with strength training. The gains in size will be absolutely worth it before I go back to strength training and get significantly stronger again.

I feel like I’m going to die.

Bulking is not fun. Most people who claim to do it do not understand what bulking actually means.

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Robert Downey Jr., on having confidence in yourself (x).

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I’m pretty sure this is basically what my girlfriend hears come out of my mouth anytime I talk about work.

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Orange chicken for dinner!

gastrogirl:

lobster grilled cheese.

Oh fuck yes.

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